I Try My Darndest

relentlessandimperfect:

officialleoneabbacchio:

fleshcircus:

witchkriege:

mgodp:

daevayasna:

justaminorthreat:

podencos:

inbedwithboys:

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

Having an existential crisis.

All of the above + singing.

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

imagining scenarios that will never happen

crying

water warm

feels nice

Literally all of these

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theambiguoushero:

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At first I was like nooooooooo

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But then I was like yoooooooooo

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drinkyourjuicerodriguez:

my dash is looking pretty cynical today so this is your reminder to never forget about the yarny guy from E3. keep supporting him. he is gentle.

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shrekyourself:

only 5 women have ever been named time’s person of the year and one of those women was just “the american woman” i.e. not even a real person but a concept

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imaginashon:
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Introducing Smol Skelebro, the snow plow.
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imaginashon:

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Introducing Smol Skelebro, the snow plow.

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tartanium:

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thefoodispeople:

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a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

This post is the reason I started watching Pushing Daisies and I encourage everyone to do the same

Please for the love of god watch this show.

I’m still bitter they cancelled it.

Okay so thanks to this post I finally decided to have a go at watching Pushing Daisies. I have made it as far as the title screen of the first episode and I’m already in love, and ready to support the “Ned is asexual” claim. Thank you, pushing daisies bloggers :3

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Trump is not officially disqualified from running for president.

bagged-a-bazooka:

seitoue:

While I hate to be that person, as you all start to see posts going around saying “Trump is disqualified from running for president” please be aware that this is not necessarily true. While I wish he was, when the White House press secretary (Ernest) said it “disqualifies him” he more or less simply meant “he’s not fit to run”. The statement holds not legal status to actually prevent Trump from continuing to run. The comments Ernest made were heavily aimed at the Republican leaders in attempt to show them how Trump was hurting their party. If Trump breaks away from the Republican party, he can still run as an Independent. You can read the full explanation here.

It is important to note that the White House broke it’s typical silence about candidates just to diss Trump and call him out, so this is still big news regardless

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